i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
love makes seman taste better
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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