Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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