Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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