you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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