I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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