i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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