idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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