Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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