Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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