Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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