like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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