I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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