No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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