Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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