come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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