North Korea, Best Korea!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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