Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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