what if I'm pregnant?
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You need Xanax blowdarts
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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