is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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