no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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