Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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