Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
