We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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