i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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