i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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