no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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