Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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