My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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