I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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