Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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