using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Randomize
