I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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