he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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