he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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