And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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