dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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