That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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