I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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