I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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