Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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