found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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