where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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