We named our party play list daddy issues
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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