We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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