i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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