Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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