Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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