How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
