p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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