Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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