But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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