you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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