Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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