Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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