How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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